Saturday 31 March 2012
I'm Not One Of Those 'Love Thy Neighbor' Christians ☀
But believe me, we’re not all that way. The people in my church, for the most part, are perfectly ordinary Americans like you and me. They believe in the simple old-fashioned traditions—Christmas, Easter, the slow and deliberate takeover of more and more county school boards to get the political power necessary to ban evolution from textbooks statewide. That sort of thing.
We oppose gay marriage as an abomination against the laws of God and America, we’re against gun control, and we fervently and unwaveringly believe that the Jews, Muslims, and all on earth who are not born-again Pentecostalists are possessed by Satan and should be treated as such.
When it comes down to it, all we want is to see every single member of the human race convert to our religion or else be condemned by a jealous and wrathful God to suffer an eternity of agony and torture in the Lake of Fire!
Thursday 23 February 2012
Saturday 18 February 2012
What we need is a “political contraceptive” — some type of pill or device that all candidates would be forced to use in order to prevent them from distorting, exaggerating and outright lying about one another.
E.J. Montini ☀
Saturday 11 February 2012
Wednesday 8 February 2012
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