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Wednesday 29 August 2007

My own Rick Renzi story from that barbeque is this: I asked him whether he supports continuing to maintain a selective service registration data base. He said he did. I asked about his opinion on gays in the military (knowing that he wouldn’t be for it.) He said he supported the current, ‘don’t ask, don’t tell’ policy. So then I pointed out that if both policies were in place and there were ever a draft, people who wanted to dodge it could claim they were gay. Renzi obviously was surprised, having not considered that before. He stammered around, and said ‘the recruiter could tell.’ I asked on what basis, and then mentioned that in a draft there is no recruiter, you just show up and if you pass the physical you’re in. So then he suggested a polygraph. I answered that I finally got it, that these young men and young women would all show up for the draft, and the first thing we’d do is hook them up to a machine and ask them questions about their sex lives. Renzi turned purple. I didn’t think that such an idiot could possibly be elected to Congress so I let him go. Deep Thought

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